TOP FIVE!

Recently I have done a small amount of research and have asked myself a question that might not have an answer... What's worse? People who create stupid-uber-cheap-shitty-fucking-pointless kitchen gadgets, or people who use stupid-uber-cheap-shitty-fucking-pointless kitchen gadgets? Spending about five or so minutes google searching kitchen gadgets I have found atleast ten that really make we want to buy them, shit on them, return them to thier awesome box, and mail them back to the company that spawned such garbage! Below is my "Top Five" pointless kitchen gadget list. Enjoy!

5. Pizza Scissors

These little fuckers are about as helpful as an umbrella in tornado. Are people so fuckin lazy that they need scissors to cut pizza? I thought a standard pizza cutter was the bee's knees but i guess not...

4. Milk Carton Holder

Woah they make a fucking milk carton holder? What's so hard about pouring milk from a carton? People pay for a molded peice of plastic to hold their milk so it is easier to pour? Somebody fucking shoot me!

3. Egg Geenie

Ok I know someone who owns one of these and this little kitchen gizmo would be better used as a sex toy!

2. Onion Goggles

Now I feel bad for posting this because I recieved these as a gift but they are more suited for a casual walk through Hollywood or as part of a costume...

1. Pot Clip Spoon Rest

Ok the big numero UNO! This is just really dumb...


So to sum this all up, I could use the $50-$80 that all this would cost and buy a nice bag of pot, take my awesome girl friend out to a nice dinner, pay an over due bill... The list goes on. Sorry to anyone who owns any of these awesomely bad constraptions but throw them away, they are probably causeing you more time and hassel than just doing it the good ole' fashioned way.